Welcome to Low Battery Advice — where the wisdom is questionable, the sarcasm is overflowing, and the motivation levels are on permanent low power mode.
I’m just one tired human with a Wi-Fi connection and too many opinions. This site is a solo operation, powered entirely by caffeine, cynicism, and an irrational fear of phone calls. No marketing team, no ghostwriters—just me, typing furiously between existential crises.
What This Site Is (And Definitely Is Not)
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A place to find hilarious, possibly useful, and occasionally regretful life advice.
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A collection of long-winded rants disguised as blog posts.
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A space where we laugh at life’s chaos instead of pretending we have it together.
What I Talk About
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Surviving the workplace without actually working.
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Ruining relationships with style and flair.
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Life hacks that may or may not ruin your life.
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Career “advice” with just enough truth to be dangerous.
Why I Made This Site
Because the internet is full of experts, and I thought: Why not add one more… but with worse advice and better punchlines?
I created Low Battery Advice for anyone who’s too tired to be inspired but still needs something to scroll at 2 AM. If you’re done pretending to have it all figured out, this is your new favorite corner of the web.
Disclaimer (So I Don’t Get Sued)
All content on this site is for entertainment purposes only. The advice given here is satirical, sarcastic, and absolutely not professional guidance. I am not a licensed therapist, life coach, career counselor, financial advisor, or relationship expert. If you choose to follow anything written here, you do so entirely at your own risk. For real-life decisions, please consult a qualified professional—not someone ranting on the internet with a blog called Low Battery Advice.