Privacy Policy

Effective Date: [Insert Date]

Welcome to Low Battery Advice — where your privacy is as important to me as pretending to be productive on a Zoom call.

This Privacy Policy explains how I collect, use, and protect your information when you visit this site. And yes, I know nobody reads these things, but here it is anyway (because I have to).

1. Who I Am

Low Battery Advice is a personal blog operated by one extremely exhausted individual who enjoys writing questionable life tips. No team. No corporate overlords. Just me and my Wi-Fi.

2. Information I Collect

I don’t collect much — I’m too tired for that. But when you interact with this site, here’s what might get logged:

  • Basic Analytics Info (via Google Analytics or similar): like which pages you visit, how long you stick around, and what device you used (not your deepest secrets).

  • Voluntary Info: If you comment, fill out a form, or subscribe to a newsletter (if I ever get one), I may collect your name and email.

  • Cookies: Not the chocolate chip kind. These are small digital files that help the site function better and tell me things like “Hey, someone from Canada spent 4 hours reading about how to avoid responsibility.”

3. How I Use That Info

I use the tiny bits of info I gather for:

  • Improving the site’s performance and content

  • Replying to emails or comments

  • Occasionally checking if anyone out there is still reading

I promise not to spam you or sell your info to weird third parties. I wouldn’t even know how.

4. Third-Party Services

Sometimes I use tools like:

  • Google Analytics – to see how well (or terribly) a post is doing.

  • AdSense (if/when active) – to show you mildly relevant ads and maybe earn a few coins.

  • Embedded content (like YouTube or Twitter) – which might track you the same way it would on their platform.

These third parties may collect their own data according to their own privacy policies. You should totally go read those. Or not.

5. Your Rights

You have rights. You can:

  • Ask what data I have on you (if any).

  • Request that I delete it (and I will, unless legally required to keep it).

  • Block cookies in your browser settings (but some parts of the site might not work as nicely).

6. Data Security

I do my best to protect your info using standard internet safeguards. But let’s be real — this is the internet. No system is 100% hacker-proof. Don’t share anything super personal here.

7. Children’s Privacy

This site isn’t for kids under 13. If you’re a child who found their way here, I suggest you close the tab and read literally anything else.

8. Changes to This Policy

I might update this page occasionally if I add new features, tools, or wake up one day and decide to care more about legal stuff. Check back if you’re curious.

9. Contact Me

Questions? Concerns? Just want to send a GIF?
Email me at: [hello@lowbatteryadvice.com]

Thanks for stopping by. Your privacy matters — even if this site doesn’t take much else seriously.