📞 Contact Us — If You Must

Have something to say? Want to compliment our life choices? Or maybe just yell at us for ruining your relationship with our amazing advice? Either way, we’re pretending to be available.

📧 Email Us

If you’re feeling bold (or bored):
hello@lowbatteryadvice.com
Responses may vary between immediate and when Mercury goes into retrograde.

📱 Call or Text (But Why?)

In case you’re one of those rare people who still use phones for calling:
+233 267 304 021
Yes, it’s a real number. No, we’re not emotionally available.

đź“Ť Our Glorious Headquarters

AKA where the sarcasm is brewed:
Kumasi, Ghana
It’s not Silicon Valley, but the internet still works here (on most days).

đź•’ Office Hours

We don’t really do hours, but here’s a formality:

  • Monday – Friday: 9 AM – 6 PM
  • Saturday: Depends on how Friday went
  • Sunday: Don’t even try

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