Effective Date: 25th July, 2025

Welcome to Low Battery Advice, the place where common sense goes to take a nap. These Terms & Conditions (“Terms”) govern your use of this site. By hanging around here, you’re agreeing to them — whether you read them or not (but hey, thanks for at least scrolling this far).

1. Who Runs This Circus?

This site is operated by one sarcastic human with a working internet connection, a questionable sleep schedule, and a talent for writing bad advice wrapped in wit. No team. No board meetings. Just me.

2. Use of Content

Everything you see here — the rants, the jokes, the tragic life tips — is original content unless stated otherwise. You can:

✅ Share blog posts on social media (with credit, of course)
❌ Not copy/paste my content and claim it as your own
❌ Not sell, reproduce, or redistribute content without permission

If you really want to feature something, just ask. I’m probably procrastinating and will reply quickly.

3. No Actual Advice Guarantee

Despite the confident tone, nothing on this site should be taken as professional advice — legal, financial, medical, romantic, or otherwise. Following my sarcastic tips is completely at your own risk.

You’ve been warned.

4. Comments Policy

You’re free to leave comments, but please:

  • Be respectful (sarcasm allowed, insults not)
  • Stay on topic
  • Don’t spam, troll, or promote shady pyramid schemes

I reserve the right to delete any comment for any reason — especially if it’s boring or if it promotes NFTs (just kidding… maybe).

5. Third-Party Links

Sometimes I’ll link to other websites — for sources, references, or memes. I’m not responsible for their content or what happens when you click through. Click responsibly.

6. Availability

This site may go down occasionally — either because I broke something, forgot to renew something, or just needed a nap. I don’t guarantee uninterrupted access. It’s a blog, not a banking platform.

7. Affiliate Links & Ads

I might use affiliate links or run ads one day. That means if you click a link and buy something, I might earn a tiny commission — at no extra cost to you. If you see ads, know I’m just trying to fund my caffeine habit.

8. Changes to These Terms

I may update these Terms now and then. If anything major changes, I’ll probably write a dramatic blog post about it. Otherwise, just assume updates are live the moment they’re posted.

9. Your Responsibility

By using this site, you agree not to:

  • Break any laws
  • Hack the site (not cool)
  • Pretend to be me
  • Take anything here too seriously

10. Contact

Questions, fan mail, passive-aggressive corrections?
Email: hello@lowbatteryadvice.com

Thanks for being here. May your battery always be low enough to relate, but not low enough to die.